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Andrew reawakens and takes up commerical direction
2001-05-02 - 8:27 a.m. then I am supposed to spend some time with Ms Jenni. She has to go to the doctor this morning, She's falling apart. So a nice stress free day at the park ought to do us nicely. Bring a book. COurse its all gray outside, the first official day off I've had since I came back from London and its gray outside. Its been phenomenal weather everyday since my return. What's it like on my first day off, gray and cloudy. If it rains, then my theory is true, the fates are plotting against me. I should put that in my personality paper. Maybe I'll write myself into a wonderfully white jacket with the sleeves that tie around the back. Wouldn't that be great. They should sell those at the Gap. Can you imagine a Gap commercial with a bunch of waif like teenagers dancing around in their straight-jackets, maybe running along the beach like in One Who Flew Over The Cuckoos Nest a la Jack Nicholson. I think it would work. Gap Crazy can be the slogan. Sure it works. And then the next commercial could be Paxil from Glaxo SmithKline. Treats social anxiety disorder, panic disorder, depression, and obsessive compulsive disorder (OCD. You know, its the 1ST FDA approved SSRI (Selective Serotonin Reuptake Inhibitor)for Generalized Anxiety Disorder (GAD) I hate those commercials. They sound like the end all cure all, when we all know that's NyQuil, and then they have this big long list of warnings. that range from the possible sympton in the first place to bleeding hemmoraging, liver failure. I mean my goodness. Isn't there like a weed in South America growing on the jungle floor or a fungus growing on the bark of a tree that I can chew on that will relieve all that anxiet without all the side effects. These big drug corporations, I can only shake my head. Anyway, where was I before I found myself directing commercials for television? I don't know what I am doing after the park. We'll see. Right now I have to go figure out a bill paying error. How can the bank send itself a payment from one of its own accounts and then not get it? You have to wonder about the efficiency of technology sometimes. Well actually you don't cuz it screws up all the time. Which of course isn't true, its teh people running the technology that screw up. Okay talk at you later andrew, apparently abbreviated to 'drew at times
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